Wakefield Prison

[Jon]

Who wants to join me in Wakefield Prison for three days?

Roast turkey is on the menu for inmates at Wakefield Prison, who will tuck into a three-day festive feast this Christmas.
Britain's worst criminals will wake up to a cooked breakfast on Christmas Day, followed by tomato soup and turkey with all the trimmings for lunch.

Their evening meal will be a selection of cheese and tuna sandwiches, followed by individually-wrapped Christmas cake.

[Rotherhamer]

And I bet they would let you have the lot just for a 5 minute walk in the park

[wiseguy]

if my ex dosnt txt me i will have a festive pot noodle lol